I love my Mother!!!

It's a great day to say, I LOVE YOU MOM! 

Facts about my Mom are listed below but not limited to:

1. Loves all things pink

2. Spoiled by my Dad

3. Loves all of us in her family even when we are less than lovable.

(I know it's hard to believe we could be anything less. I know.)

4. IS. THE. MOST. AMAZING. cook alive. (next to me. shhh.) 

I know you are disappointed because you thought your Mom was better. HAHA. 

Well, it's okay. My Mom could smoke your Mom any day. 

5. When in the kitchen I refer to her as sous-chef and it gets on her nerves and those of my brothers. Sue is her middle name and the sous-chef is the second in command to the head chef. Which I like to imply is ME. 

6. She would rather be on the beach than just about anywhere.

7. Mom <3 Dad

8. She likes to think she can get better pictures with her camera than I can with mine (a little Canon point-and-shoot camera)

9. Calm and cool almost all the time...except the time my older brother, Shane and I got stranded on a rock island for...um...a while. :-/ Don't worry, we lived.

10. She's not sentimental about anything making her the best to have around when you are trying to clean things out.

11. She's probably the only person I know who practically makes money shopping she gets such amazing deals. 

12. She drives a mini van.

13. She has a soft spot for being called Mommy. (Shhh. Don't tell her I know that.)

14. She is our miracle Mommy! She has one of my Dad's kidneys.

15. She doesn't know how to turn on the vacuum cleaner. (I'm not even joking. I linked to it just in case you think I must be wrong about what one of those could be.)

16. She keeps her iTouch in a pink Vera Bradley case. 

And of course you couldn't have Mother's Day without Mom and Dad. . . 

so he's allowed on this post too. :) 

So my Mom likes Garrett's popcorn...

...and Dad thinks the prices are outrageous. :) 

Thanks Mom for everything you've done to raise me and all my brothers. I Love you!

Signing off for today. God bless your socks off,

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Britton Felber

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Less than normal fairy tale.

Once upon a time there was a boy named Bryce...

....Bryce had a little brother...they needed a CD cover just in case they made a CD someday...

...Cameron was the director of comedy and everyone loved him...maybe he'll 

make a profit from it someday...

...Bryce was the musician for he played the piano with skill...

And together they hopped happily off into the sunset where they lived for about the next 2 minutes till the bugs got so bad they packed up everything and went home.
The end.

I know that was less than your normal fairy tale. But it is true as I could make it up. 

Signing off for today. God bless your socks off,

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Britton Felber

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Discrimination against tall people.

Yes, it's true. Sometimes, being 6'3" can feel a little awkward. But, it's no reason to go around building objects to kill innocent people like me.

Signs don't make it better either. "Low clearance, please watch your head." <<>> And I'm still looking for the mirror. Really, if I put a huge trap right in the middle of a park or mall with man-eating tigers in it, ready to eat you alive, with a sign--"Man-Eating Tigers, Please Watch Your Step"—there would be those of you who just might not like it a whole lot. I bet you would even be a little ticked off. I mean, it could ruin your day just like this beam (pictured below) has and will continue to ruin mine and that of many of my vertically enhanced friends. Things like this just aren't funny.  I'm pretty sure the smallest kid in class--who was bitter growing up that he was overlooked or picked on--devised these instruments of mass destruction with an evil little snicker.

Just the other day I was helping move a bunch of furniture for this older really really shor...ahem... vertically challenged man and I quickly realized that if you work for someone who is lacking in perpendicular you had better assume it's a hard hat site. You should only enter at your own risk without a hard hat. You also assume all responsibility for damages made to the noggin. This guy had things hanging from rafters that about put an end to my days more than one time. It's amazing I still have a head  on my shoulders at all.

This is me after nearly dying from a severe blow to my cranium... weak and feeble as it may be it is the only one I have so I don't appreciate low hanging, low clearance, or  low flying objects... or cold hot dogs for that matter! 

Disclaimer: No animals were hurt in the writing of this blog. All comments above are meant in good humor and jest. :)

Signing off for today. God bless your socks off,

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Something Amazing!

Britton Felber

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